Showing posts with label pharmacy school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pharmacy school. Show all posts

Monday, December 15, 2008

Thank You Michael Crichton

First, I would like to point out that whoever scheduled a total of ten different examinations over the course of a three-week period needs to be informed that cruel and unusual punishment is prohibited by the Bill of Rights. I suspect that by the end of this week I will have lost what little sanity I have left.

But that's not what I'm posting to say--complaining about examinations may be part of student life, but there are more entertaining remarks that I can make. So here are a couple funny highlights from recent work shifts.

A girl calling me for a refill on her oral contraceptive pills expressed sincere belief when I told her that we didn't have the item in stock and that it would not come in until Thursday. The particular product recently went generic and there are still a few holdovers (despite the fact that they're made by the same company), but either way supplies of the brand name are not as numerous as they once were on our shelves.

I believe her exact phrasing was "wow, you guys can run out of drugs?" No, silly me, let me go open up the extradimensional pharmaceutical holding chamber where we keep the infinite supply.

But why reference Michael Crichton?

Those of you who have seen the movie Jurassic Park may recall a particular scene in which the power is out and most of the main cast is sealed in one of the bunkers, hiding from the rampaging dinosaurs. Attempting to formulate a plan, game warden Robert Muldoon brings up "the lysine contingency," a totally ridiculous safeguard thereafter explained by Samuel L. Jackson's computer programmer character:

"The lysine contingency - it's intended to prevent the spread of the animals is case they ever got off the island. Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. The animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine. Unless they're continually supplied with lysine by us, they'll slip into a coma and die."

Of course, this makes absolutely no sense. Lysine is an essential amino acid, meaning that it cannot be synthesized by the human body--it must be consumed in the diet. In fact, no animals "manufacture" lysine. And as it is common enough--contained in many plants and all meat products--the "lysine contingency" isn't much of a plan at all.

I mostly mention this because I had trouble refraining from laughing the other day when a woman was desperately searching for L-lysine supplements. I should've asked her if she needed it to keep her pet dinosaur alive.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Retail Pharmacy: Bringing Home the Bacon

I'm afraid that I must both simultaneously agree and disagree with a recent post by The Angry Pharmacist about an issue that hits fairly close to home.

Pharmacy professors wield the term "patient care" to their students like its what brings home the bacon every pay-period. Hate to break it to you kiddies, but they are full of shit.

You know what makes the store money? Filling prescriptions. Like it or leave it, filling an Rx fills your paycheck. This precious 'patient care' where you go out front and waste your time consult Mrs Smith on how to take her atenolol for the 4th time this month ends up costing the store money in the long run because you are not filling prescriptions. Spending hours with patients may make you feel warm and fuzzy, but getting off your ass and filling Rx's is what keeps your paychecks from bouncing.

As one of those ignorant pharmacy students, I'm sure my opinion is worthless, but I think that this sort of thinking is both immensely practical and startlingly backwards.

When I settled on pharmacy as a career I was 16. No one in my family was a pharmacist. No one in my family was a healthcare professional of any sort, for that matter. What initially appealed to me was medicinal chemistry. I wanted to research the next generation of drugs, develop treatments or cures for man's most devastating illnesses, and spend most of my life in a lab surrounded by bubbling beakers.

Once I actually got into heavy lab science (analytical chemistry) I decided I hated it. I made some phone calls and arranged for a summer job at a pharmacy in my hometown. After about three weeks of working there I was solid enough on all the mundanities of the job (register duty, cleaning and organization, data entry, etc.) that I was able to start dedicating my "brain time" at work to learning about drugs.

I started learning drugs in the most disorganized fashion possible, which is probably good because my mind wraps itself around trivia and traps it forever. I asked questions of the pharmacists on duty. I pulled package inserts off bottles while I worked and read eagerly. I was lucky to have preceptors that were willing to take the time to answer my inquiries and who encouraged me to continue trying to soak up as much knowledge as I could. The "big secret" that helped everything fall into place was the pharmacist who told me that drugs in the same class have similar names (like all ACE inhibitors ending in "-pril"). Suddenly I realized that I could generalize my knowledge about some specific drugs.

What was the point of that long story?

I started out thinking I wanted absolutely nothing to do with patients because I hated dealing with people and loved chemistry. Loving chemistry translated into loving drugs. I started studying drugs in a vacuum, practically absent of other knowledge about the human body. I learned about the functions of the body based on the activity of drugs, not the other way around. This is probably the most detached-from-reality way to go about the process. The people involved were irrelevant. The drugs were cool. They weren't.

Four years later I live for patient care. Not because I necessarily like patients more, although I did discover that I'm not as misanthropic as I thought. No, I live for patient care because patient care is when I'm getting the most out of the effort I've put into learning things. Not being able to do patient care would be like telling a carpenter that he needed six years of school to get licensed but that on the job all he'd be allowed to do is hold the toolbox and make sure that the boss was using the right tools.

But N.B., you're thinking, TAP didn't say patient care was unimportant or bad. He said it wasn't profitable. "Patient care" doesn't pay the bills. Dispensing prescriptions does.

I agree that somebody does need to be paying attention to whether or not a business is making money. I don't ever want to be that person. That's why I would never start my own pharmacy, although I considered it at one point (it's also business suicide in today's climate, but whatever). I want to take care of patients without being worried about whether or not I'm filling enough scripts per week to pay my overhead, and if that makes me an empty-headed pharmacy student, so be it. Because if script volume is the most important indicator of whether or not I'm doing a good job then I am not a clinician, I'm a salesman.

Modern big-box stores and corner pharmacies are taking a loss on operating their pharmacy departments. It's the honest truth. The money is made elsewhere. How else could the big-boxes justify giving away generics at $4 or select antibiotics for free? They know the pharmacy doesn't make money; the pharmacy attracts customers. The pharmacy is not making money no matter what. What you are doing by filling more scripts is not making money, it is losing less money.

TAP's opinion on this subject is that the solution is to target the PBMs, or pharmacy benefits managers, that screw pharmacists over by reimbursing them considerably less than what they deserve. A business cannot operate by selling its product at a loss, but the PBMs essentially say something like this: "Well, you collected the patient's $10 copay and you charge uninsured patients $150 for the drug? It costs you $120 to order the drug? Yeah, we'll give you $90 + $3.50 for the dispensing fee, take it or leave it." Fix the industry regulations that let the PBMs get away with robbery and we're all good.

Because I'm young and naïve, I'm too stupid to know my ideas are bad. So here's mine. Pitch out the idea that pharmacy is a business altogether. Fuck pharmacy entrepreneurship. Stop assuming that pharmacies should operate as "drug sellers" and start thinking of them as "drug providers." The old business model doesn't work anymore. No longer does Joe the Pharmacist open his own shoppe on the corner and grind powders with a mortar and pestle all day so that he can punch capsules or roll pills. Nobody sells patent medicines anymore (unless you count the altmed scammers). Pharmacy is now ruled by giants, not Joes.

We should turn pharmacy over to the ultimate giant--the Feds. No more corpo-pharma. Pharmacists become government-salaried employees. Prescription drugs (not OTCs), patient care, whatever, they all become services funded by your tax dollars, free or practically free depending on your income level. Pharmacists already counsel for free. They're already giving away their services without collecting a dime--because it's viewed as a professional responsibility. The only thing stopping them from giving away the drugs is the perception that it's necessary to make a profit because no one will keep you afloat otherwise. Currently, that's true. But it doesn't have to be.

Laugh if you want, call me a socialist (the ultimate bad word), whatever, but at least have the courtesy to tell me why you think it wouldn't work. Spain has a system sort of like this. Germany has its own version. A lot of European countries have variations on this model; even if the pharmacies aren't government-owned, public healthcare provisions cover the cost of patient care. Clearly the government is not expecting pharmacies to "operate at a loss." If it did, the pharmacies would go out of business and there would be be no more pharmacies, which is a rather self-defeating model if the purpose of having universal health coverage is to make sure people have access to care.

I know I'm committing the error of "is versus ought" here, saying all this. But that's okay. The current fight in pharmacy is trying to keep pharmacy a working "business" under the present model. We'll never win. Pharmacy is too big now for Joe pharmacist to contain its girth. The business end of pharmacy needs to be abandoned altogther in favor of a patient-focused model.

Here's the bottom line. If you operate a pharmacy (or a doctor's office, for that matter) like a business, profit must trump patients. This is contradictory to every code of medical ethics in existence. It's true, you might take some patients at a loss in "real" practice. But there still exists a conflict of interests; as long as pharmacists are concerned about keeping a roof over their heads and worried about "the bottom line" they will never be giving 100% to the patients they serve. Healthcare is a service field. It is lucrative for many people. But ideally the point of being a doctor or pharmacist is not to get rich. It is to help people--and be sufficiently compensated so that one can live comfortably during his "off hours."

Don't recoil reflexively when someone says "socialist" or "government-subsidized." Abandon the idea that individualism--i.e., capitalism--is the best solution. You can't even start your own pharmacy anymore and have it survive; claiming that starting a pharmacy is a sound business idea at this point is utterly foolish. Quit thinking about you and how you want to run your own business which is the American dream. Stop being a selfish prick and put your patients first!

And if that's not why you went into healthcare, leave. Because we don't want you here.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

How to Torture a Pharmacist

Get him or her to optimize your medication regimen when you have multiple diseases, one of them is a seizure disorder, and you absolutely need to take phenytoin.

This just in: Phenytoin sucks.

I don't mean in the sense that it is a bad drug. It is quite effective. It's just really, really, really, really annoying.

An Open Letter to my Pharmacy School

Please quit sending me emails about the veterinary therapeutics course. Last I checked, it was illegal for non-vets to prescribe medications for non-human animals. What, exactly, is the point of studying how to treat diseases in animals when animals are considered to be outside both our scope of practice and the scope of practices of physicians we work with? In my state, at the bare minimum, pharmacists aren't even allowed to sub brand-generic on vet prescriptions. What's the point?

I will note that I get a lot of calls from a local vet's office when I'm at work, but most of the time the questions being asked are about drug product availability; sometimes pet meds come in dosages or concentrations that human meds don't, and it can be difficult to approximate the doses. My cat's bladder infection was treated with what amounted to an Augmentin 50 mg/5 mL suspension; the least concentrated form available for humans is 200 mg/5 mL, so trying to dose the cat would've been practically impossible considering that she was getting about one milliliter of the stuff anyway. And I feel really bad for the family at our pharmacy who apparently splits the tiny-ass 2.5 mg Norvasc tablets in half.

Actually, the most confusing veterinary puzzle is the cat who uses an albuterol inhaler. If I ever see the owner at the store I'm going to ask how in the world that works.