Advertising in Bizarro World

The other day I picked up a new copy of everyone's favorite pharmacy publication, DrugTopics. I generally like DrugTopics, except when they're running Zicam ads or otherwise uncritically promoting unproven treatments because the manufacturers were willing to pay for a page. The Zicam ads are annoying because they attempt to lend legitimacy to a product that has done everything conceivable to skirt FDA regulation--like calling itself homeopathic when in fact it contains measurable amounts of zinc. At a "1X" and "2X" dilution, a "recommended daily dose" of oral Zicam "cold remedy" tablets contains 80 mg of zinc. That's nearly eight times the typical dietary intake, and your average multivitamin contains about 10 mg as well. In essence, Zicam is about as homeopathic as Prozac, except that Prozac required FDA approval and Zicam didn't. Way to go, guys.

But this post isn't about Zicam. No, another advertisement caught my eye this time around--it was an ad for Luvox CR.

Luvox CR is a new formulation of fluvoxamine, a drug used to treat depression and obsessive-compulsive disorder. It's in the same general family as all the other SSRIs--Prozac, Zoloft, Paxil, Lexapro, et cetera. Granted, there are subtle differences between all of these drugs, but it's fair to say that fluxovamine (more or less) doesn't do anything spectacular by comparison; it is, in fact, one of the oldest SSRIs on the market.

Luvox CR, like many other drugs, is a follow-on drug intended to extend the patent life of a drug entity. Of course, follow-on drugs typically tend to come out a few years before a patent expires as opposed to a decade later, so Luvox CR is kinda missing the boat, but they're trying. All of this is acceptable, if shady, given the tendency of drug reps to push follow-on drugs like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread (and, of course, are totally worth paying $5 a dose for as opposed to the 50 cents the generic version of the old drug might cost).

Here's why I'm making the bizarro world reference. The advertisement's tagline was, and I quote: "NEW LUVOX CR: AN ANTIDEPRESSANT WITH NO GENERIC EQUIVALENT!"

I blinked in curiosity after reading these words. Was this supposed to be a good thing? Are reps supposed to approach psychiatrists, talk them up about the wonders of their new product, and wow them at the end with a concluding "best of all, this drug is going to cost your patients a fortune?" Who is this supposed to impress? I'm pretty sure the only people who think that "no generic equivalent" is a merit are the drug companies.

Or maybe these sorts of advertisements aren't ads at all--they're a warning to uppity pharmacists not to try doing stuff like "saving patients money" by "requesting lower-cost alternatives" and "cutting into pharma's profits."

Did I publish that where it was publicly viewable? Oooops.

Seriously. This is my biggest gripe about the pharmaceutical companies and their method of advertising. I can deal with them buying filet mignon for doctors. I can tolerate the magazine ads and even the occasional television spot, even if I think direct-to-consumer advertising does a lot more harm than good (no statistics, just impressions). What I can't stand is pharma advertising flaws as merits. "Our product costs ten times as much as our competitor's!" is something you would never hear touted as a positive in any other industry.

But hey, I'd much rather pharma play fast and loose with patent laws to try to squeeze a few more good years out of drugs that the FDA has thoroughly reviewed than "big woo" (sometimes the same companies, for that matter) play the get-out-of-jail-free "it's alternative medicine" card. After all, big woo has to slap the quack Miranda warning on all their products.

It's a strange day and age when "costs more!" and "isn't proven to work!" are somehow twisted to be signs of a good product.