Orac's Friday Dose of Woo for the week has left me so jaw-droppingly stupefied that I can say absolutely nothing that will top his post.
Someone claims to have discovered the Philospher's Stone.
Not only that, but it will give you god-like powers. In fact, the only ability you don't get, as far as I can discern, is the ability to turn undead, which would arguably be useless unless somebody discovers a way to create zombies over the weekend. Maybe Big Pharma will unleash the T-virus and we'll all be totally screwed. Who knows.
That makes me wonder. Would "zombies" created by the T-virus actually be affected by turn undead? After all, they're technically living, just infected with a pathogen that alters their physiology, kind of like the zombies in 28 Days Later. This is going to be on my mind for the rest of the day.
Friday, March 7, 2008
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